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Cuba teka sakit apa paling sakit...............??????
mati??????
salah..........................
perut................
salah.....................
jawapannya sakit tengkok.............
kenapa?????
nak berpaling tak dapat........................................................
huhuhu (@,@)
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klu korang nak tahu aku ni ganas
korang hantar artikal
kat aku
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hohhohohohomn
mn gelak yang selalu di guna oleh org
cuba teka
jangan segan k
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ketegori2 org:
adakah anda....
1.xjujur: org yg kentut n salah kan org lain
2.bengong:org yg tahan kentut berjam2
3.yakin diri:kentut dgn lantang
4.sadis:kentut dlm selimut n kibas kan baunya
5.strategik:org yg sembunyikan bunyi kentut dgn ketawa kuat2
6.gugup:tiba2 kentut apabila disergah
7.periang: kentut pelan2 pastu senyum sorang2 ha...........senyum sorg2 tu, kentut la tu......he......he.....
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This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R-K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+ 18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H- I-T
2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S- S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7 = 127%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!